Turns Out Pressure Washing Is a Gateway Drug

It started off innocent. I promise.

The patio was looking rough — moss, grime, weird mystery stains that had been there so long they felt permanent. So I booked patio cleaning Northwich with Clearview Cheshire. I figured I’d get it sorted before summer really kicked in.

Pressure Washing

They turned up. They cleaned it. And I swear I became a different person. Suddenly I was obsessed with how things should look. Clean slabs? Incredible. But now… the driveway? Rude. Absolutely unacceptable next to the newly sparkling patio.

So yeah. I booked driveway cleaning Northwich next. And again — magical. Like someone swapped out my tired old drive for a new one overnight.

Then I made the fatal mistake of looking at the windows.

Honestly, I thought they were “fine.” They were not fine. They were sad. Dirty. Slightly opaque. Within 30 seconds I had window cleaning Northwich on the books, and they turned them into glass you could lose a staring contest with. The clarity was offensive.

I started pacing around the house looking for more things to clean. Like some kind of exterior hygiene detective.

Paths? Gross. Side wall? Disgusting. Back garden paving stones? Filthy. So I got pressure washing Northwich done on literally everything except the cat (and she narrowly escaped).

And just as I was feeling smug… I looked up.

The roof was like, “Oh, hey. Remember me?” And yes, I did. Covered in moss, looking like a soggy carpet. So I gave in and added roof cleaning Northwich to the list. They cleared the lot, treated it properly, and didn’t break a single tile. I’m convinced they work magic up there.

So yeah. It turned into a full-on exterior cleaning Northwich transformation. Accidentally. I wasn’t trying to be one of those homeowners, but here we are. My house now looks like it has a skincare routine.

Clearview Cheshire were unreal. Friendly, fast, and somehow managed not to laugh at my cleaning addiction in progress. I respect that.

Anyway, if you’re thinking of cleaning “just one thing”… don’t. It won’t stop there. But also, do it. Because it’s absolutely worth it and now I want to host a BBQ just so people notice the roof.